Knock Knock Jokes
National Knock Knock Day shares its day with with Halloween, long thought to be a children’s holiday. Taking these two ideas and combining them, we asked you to tell us your favorite kids knock knock joke. Here are some of your answers.
Jonathon Dietz
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in it’s freezing outside.



Alicia Adams Sutherland
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nobody
Nobody who?
……..



Savanna Williams
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, now hand over the cash.

Jody O’Donnell
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bless
Bless who?
Why’d you say that? I didn’t even sneeze.



Terry Spittler
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nun
Nun who?
Nun ya Business

Beaman Hines
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone wanna let me in?



John T Harper Jr.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Spell
Spell Who?
Ok. W – H – O

Tammie Milliman
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo Who?
It’s just a joke I didn’t mean to make you cry



Kate Brindle
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind; it’s pointless.