Outer Banks Coastal Life has talked with our friends in the service industry to see what they may have heard around the beach. We’ve even culled through the emails with questions we’ve received. But, of course, the comments made in parenthesis are made by the editorial staff solely for your entertainment. Things that we’re sure we’ve all wanted to say to people but couldn’t. Buckle yourself in. What you are about to read may make you question the future of our species.